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When I grow up, I wanna be like these guys:

Journal Entry: Mon Jul 14, 2008, 1:20 PM
:giggle: [link] Well, better, but still!


:jackdirt: before [link] 'n after [link]

:iconthundordan: :below:Check my Webcam 'Gallery'! (takes a while to load)(originals: [link])



my dumb club: :iconjacksparrow-fanclub: are there any better ones?


:icon plz: lists:
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  • Mood: Amused
  • Listening to: one hand clapping at a tree falling in the woods
  • Reading: milk
  • Watching: Monty Python and summer movies
  • Playing: you! haha
  • Eating: pain for breakfast
  • Drinking: baby chickens

News regarding Christmas

Journal Entry: Sat Nov 17, 2007, 7:05 AM
:spotlight-left: Opening up with a disturbing Christmas announcement :spotlight-right:
:holly: Did you know they want to ban Santa's famous "Ho Ho Ho!" line in some states? They say it's offensive to the female gender! YEAH, I mean what innocent 5 year old little girl hearing jolly old Saint Nick laughing, would NOT think "oh I KNOW cracka' didn't just call me a HO! or I'm'a whoop his ass!"?
:holly: Oh and there's also the undeniable fact that Santa's BEEN HERE FOR A WHILE NOW, like hundreds of years before female dogs and really white biscuits were invented.
:holly: They actually suggested Santas to go "Ha Ha Ha" instead of the banned "Ho Ho Ho" which would be hilarious if you're familiar with the Harvey Birdman show, but none-the-less, insanely uncanny and wrong.

:santa: :rudolph: :rudolph: Anyways, since I'm probably not going to update my journal till after Christmas, I'd like to wish the few of you who actually READ this post,
Happy Holidays and lots n' lotsa presents :xmas:!

:boing: And on that bombshell, good night!
(yeah I know that's Jeremy Clarkson, shut up!):ohnoes:

And thanks for your /faves /watches /views! so here's that once-a-year hug :hug: yeah.. :shrug:

  • Mood: Pirate
  • Listening to: the one armed man clapping in a forest
  • Reading: the lawn
  • Watching: Chuck, Scrubs, House, My name is Earl
  • Playing: With people's LIVES!
  • Eating: "Sea Biscuits"
  • Drinking: Yeah but I take the cab home, okay?

BAN THIS! (') =_--

Journal Entry: Wed Sep 5, 2007, 1:07 AM
Ahoy tharr! Apreciate your visits lads n lasses and please, feel compelled come again :ahoy:

Check out my Stick-It-to-the-Staff Gallery, kids :D

# My famous 300 parody:
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# Colored/Edited B&W paintings of Matej Jenko's:
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  • Mood: Pirate
  • Listening to: one hand clapping.
  • Reading: NOT Harry-Dies-in-this-Book-Potter
  • Watching: Summer Movies (Super Bad Ftw)
  • Playing: with people's lives!
  • Eating: Cheesy Poofs
  • Drinking: Rum *zig zags to liquor store*

Thanks For 1K Views

Journal Entry: Fri Aug 3, 2007, 8:53 AM
  • Mood: Pirate
  • Listening to: one hand clapping.
  • Reading: NOT Harry-Dies-in-this-Book-Potter
  • Watching: Summer Movies (W8ing 4 Super Bad)
  • Playing: Burning Crusade
  • Eating: I'm not emo, 'course I'm eating
  • Drinking: Rum, if I had any
THANKSNOWGIMMESOMEMORE! :ohnoes:


Ahoy tharr! Apreciate your visit all ya lads and lasses. Oh and feel compelled come again, savy? :ahoy:

Yarr don't wanna mess with a pirate! ..I'm not a pirate, but you don't wanna mess with one, ya land lovin' scalywags!

D.A. is the ockwardz0rz >_>

Journal Entry: Fri Jul 27, 2007, 5:29 PM
  • Mood: Pirate
  • Listening to: Klaus Badelt & Ocean's OST
  • Reading: "read less, more tv" -House MD
  • Watching: Summer Movies (Ocean's Thirteen atm)
  • Playing: Burning Crusade
  • Eating: pizza rolls
  • Drinking: rum
How's YOUR gallery doing?

So they say the scraps would take some time before they stop showing in your gallery. Well ain't that cute. ^_^ But it's WRONG! My scraps are still not moving and it's been > 2 weeks! :ohnoes:

And noow, if I choose a predefined size for a fullview image, it won't load at all! For nobody! Same if I try to watermark it! :ohnoes:


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